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BALLAD OF THE BIGOT (10/06/2023) back They're in our neighborhoods, in the room, Breathing our air. Here's how to spot them, how to tell they've been there, These sorts of eyes and this sort of hair, They're taking over our country, they're damn near everywhere. Look at the news, look at what they're doing, Society's falling apart. They've got a plan, and your home is where they'll start, Invading TV and politics and art, You should turn them in to the cops, if you can, if you want to be smart. And as it happens, I did not cherry-pick these articles, They simply came to be. I just took a casual look at the news and saw it, yes, but I swear I didn't see Any evidence that the media is as enthusiastic as me About ridding our country of these vermin and keeping it pest-free. They're raping the women, putting your children in danger, I had a bad run-in with one, too. You know they're like animals, if you stand against them, they'll come for you, I have an elaborate plan as to what we need to do To banish them from our society and see our plans through. Their demands for special rights, they're out of control, Every delusional claim That our kind isn't so different, that we're more or less the same, It's so clear to everyone with a brain That the status quo is the way it is for a reason, and they're all insane. You can't redefine our words, my purity is irrefutable, Act before it's too late! I only tell a few people, but I wanna fuck what I hate, I look for porn of them and feverishly masturbate, But I would never be seen in public with one or go on a date. Wait- don't go, we have things to legislate! But why, why, why? Why are they with us in the world? Why can't things just be set right, why do we have to fight? No, we're not looking for an enemy, What they won't tell you, what's REALLY going on is: 1. They are genetically inferior and ontologically impure, or 2. They are members of Satan's demonic army, or 3. They are alien reptiles from outer space, or 4. They are a part of a dangerous pedophile cult (no, not the GOP), or 5. They are inhuman animals that need to be controlled, or 6. They're manipulating the media and it's all about making money Roll a die, you'll get an answer, If it doesn't match who you're thinking of, just roll it again. But it's different this time, the truth I hope you'll see, It's never genocide without camps, but if there are, We didn't see it coming or think it'd go that far, And anyway, it's offensive to compare it to (insert crime against humanity), And you can't compare everyone who disagrees with you to a fascist, And everyone who disagrees with me If not brainwashed or stupid, is working with the enemy. ![]() |